What Could Go Wrong?

a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma

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You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can’t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics.
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cockedtail:

you can put this device on any surface and it will actually type. like. this is a hologram. a HOLOGRAM. I CAN TYPE WITH A HOLOGRAM NOW.

its sold by Brookstone and fucking damn it is the most fascinating thing i have seen in my life so far holy god

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sourcedumal:

unctionn:

dynastylnoire:

irememberwhenicared:

mysoulhasgrowndeep-liketherivers:

unimpressed2chainz:

god, white women give me acute stomach pains 

white mediocrity is once again uplifted

Soo… Did you guys see that post about how it’s really gross to make fun of people for the things they like?? Because I really don’t see the point if a girl wants to wear uggs and drink Starbucks and listen to Taylor Swift then fucking let her jesus christ. Calling each other “basic bitches” is just another way of putting girls down for liking things marketed towards them and fuck that. Stop making girls feel insecure about liking things FUCK.

Little white girl basic bitch, for the umpteenth time, does not mean that one likes “the simple things. “
it means that the person or thing  as a whole is mediocre. The writers for Cosmo ease dropping on conversations taking place within the black community  on tumblr heard the things we said about basic white women being uplifted as the pinnacle of beauty via white supremacy, and turned it into white women in general liking the simple things in life.
The articles are dead wrong. The people that wrote them heard something black people say and took it out of context and are now misinforming all of you.
ANYONE can be basic
ANYTHING can be basic.
It’s not about white girls all the time.
This is not about you liking uggs and pumpkin lattes
And you would know that if white folks that don’t understand anything about african american vernacular english would stay the hell out of our conversations.

not trying to ignore what is going on here intersectionally but the thing is this DOESN’T seem to be about race. when considered from solely a feminist perspective i think it’s good that people are uplifting mediocrity insofar as there is no real reason to downgrade mediocrity and choices designated as mediocre.

Except it IS about race because white people are taking AAVE out of context and profiting from it.
Stop misusing my goddamn language

sourcedumal:

unctionn:

dynastylnoire:

irememberwhenicared:

mysoulhasgrowndeep-liketherivers:

unimpressed2chainz:

god, white women give me acute stomach pains 

white mediocrity is once again uplifted

Soo… Did you guys see that post about how it’s really gross to make fun of people for the things they like?? Because I really don’t see the point if a girl wants to wear uggs and drink Starbucks and listen to Taylor Swift then fucking let her jesus christ. Calling each other “basic bitches” is just another way of putting girls down for liking things marketed towards them and fuck that. Stop making girls feel insecure about liking things FUCK.

Little white girl basic bitch, for the umpteenth time, does not mean that one likes “the simple things. “

it means that the person or thing  as a whole is mediocre. The writers for Cosmo ease dropping on conversations taking place within the black community  on tumblr heard the things we said about basic white women being uplifted as the pinnacle of beauty via white supremacy, and turned it into white women in general liking the simple things in life.

The articles are dead wrong. The people that wrote them heard something black people say and took it out of context and are now misinforming all of you.

ANYONE can be basic

ANYTHING can be basic.

It’s not about white girls all the time.

This is not about you liking uggs and pumpkin lattes

And you would know that if white folks that don’t understand anything about african american vernacular english would stay the hell out of our conversations.

not trying to ignore what is going on here intersectionally but the thing is this DOESN’T seem to be about race. when considered from solely a feminist perspective i think it’s good that people are uplifting mediocrity insofar as there is no real reason to downgrade mediocrity and choices designated as mediocre.

Except it IS about race because white people are taking AAVE out of context and profiting from it.

Stop misusing my goddamn language

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